Sunday, September 16, 2012

Welcome to Week Two of the 2012 edition of The Hoser's NFL Picks, where my first week was shakier than Steven Tyler without a backing vocal track.

The Hoser started the season with a putrid 3-13 record against the spread and just seven winners straight up. I even managed to miss all three of my Trifecta picks. In my defense, however, I was using the same statistics service that supplied Paul Ryan with the numbers for his speech at the RNC. With time, several plates of chicken wings and a pint of If I Had A Million Flavours, I've put it behind me.

We've already hit the Packers for a double Thursday-night win,so here are the rest of the picks in quickie style -- busy week! Remember: using these picks to wager actual money is about as smart as

Tampa Bay (+7) at NYG GIANTS (43.5): Giants 29, Buccaneers 17.
Arizona (+13.5) at NEW ENGLAND (48): Patriots 31, Cardinals 16.
Minnesota (-2.5) at INDIANAPOLIS (44.5): Vikings 23, Colts 13.
New Orleans (-2.5) at CAROLINA (52): Saints 29, Panthers 27.
Kansas City (+3.5) at BUFFALO (44.5): Chiefs 20, Bills 17.
Baltimore (+2.5) at PHILADELPHIA (46.5): Ravens 26, Eagles 19.
Oakland (-2.5) at MIAMI (39.5): Raiders 22, Dolphins 17.
Cleveland (+7) at CINCINNATI (39.5): Talk about your "lesser of two evils." Bengals 22, Browns 16.
Houston (-7) at JACKSONVILLE (41): Texans 33, Jaguars 13.
Dallas (-3.5) at SEATTLE (43): Cowboys 24, Seahawks 21.
Washington (-3.5) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (44): Racists 27, Rams 17.
New York Jets (+5) at PITTSBURGH (42): Steelers 26, Jets 20.
Tennessee (+6.5) at SAN DIEGO (43): Chargers 31, Titans 10.
Detroit (+7) at SAN FRANCISCO (46): 49ers 22, Lions 21.
Denver (+3) at ATLANTA (51): Falcons 27, Broncos 23.
Lock of the Week: Baltimore
Trifecta: Baltimore, San Diego, Houston
Week One ATS: 3-13
Week One SU: 7-9
Week One Lock of the Week: 0-1
Week One Trifecta: 0-1
Week One $ Total:$-1,860

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